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Kitten

Australia

"Have I gone mad?"
"I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret....all the best people are."
- Listen, Smile, Agree, And then do whatever you wanted to do anyway -

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Constructive criticism of any kind is welcome and reviews are adored. I'm also spontaneous and am not a fan a cliche romance. I write pieces about friendship, tragedy, and chance because, in all honesty, no one seems to value friendship as much as they should anymore and we don't seem to appreciate the chances and opportunities we have. We can't choose the cards we're dealt but we can choose how we play them and who knows, maybe if you chance it, you'll get the royal flush of hearts.

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Kitten (Australia) published:

Fire

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When fire breaks, it is quiet. 
There is no moaning grunt as earth collapses. 
There is no shrieking wail as air stills.
There is no fanfare and mess of tears as ice melts and rivers rage.
Fire simply extinguishes.
Fire roars when its whole.  It’s a burning vortex of passion, emotion and heat.  A raging wildfire, scorching, blazing and branding its mark into the world.  Fire does not allow itself to be silenced.
Even in the dead of night it...
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Kitten (Australia) published:

Humanity's Struggle

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Sometimes it hurts.
Sometimes it hurts so much I can't breathe.
Sometimes it hurts so much that my screams are trapped in my throat like my body is the prison of my mind and my feelings and they're so tightly locked away that all I can do is shake.
Shake from the pain of my body fighting against its own desire to scream and against the pain that wracks my heart so badly that I can't feel anything.
It's just...

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Kitten (Australia) published:

Treasure

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For over tall mountains and under rocks
Searching through time for a home with no roof
Down winding alleys and over road blocks
I followed the sun in search of the truth
 
I do not long for a mansion’s keys
Or handsome knight in superman’s cape
I do not desire a pirate’s seas
Or lights and pearls and a videotape
 
Treasure, you see, is not silver or gold
It’s no leprechauns’ gift or diamond rose
Treasure, for me,...

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8 months ago

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Kitten (Australia) published:

Melting

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Heat rises from the street, concrete dripping from my feet.

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over 1 year ago

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Kitten (Australia) published:

Of Red Noses and Mistletoe

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Okay let's get one thing straight; I am not a Grinch.  I repeat, NOT A GRINCH!  I just prefer it when things keep to their seasons and do not meddle with my life too early.  So yes, that means I hate hearing Christmas carols before December, I hate seeing Christmas decorations being put up in November - heaven forbid October and September - and I especially hate people nagging me about present-buying and Christmas cheer whilst I am trying to...

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about 2 years ago

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Kitten (Australia) reviewed:

To Forget and To Remember

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This is so adorabubble it makes me smile. Also this is amazing, short and sweet but I feel maybe a little more - maybe a sentence more or two - were she's struggling to remember. But maybe that's just me....

over 2 years ago

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