Hihi^^ Welcome to my dusty corner in the Internet

*Beep*
You have reached the automated response to your query C92-Z
My apologies if I'm not there to greet you I'm probably devouring my new book or attempting to steal cookies from the fridge top.
“-Mother gazed into me with cold lifeless eyes as I held the cookie jar with my chocolate-stained hands.”
*Bleep*

STUPID AUTOMATED RESPONSE! >_<
My apologies, sorry to trouble you. I was thinking of getting it replaced but simply can’t find time for it. It’s crazy about crime thrillers and starts spewing pretty weird stories sometimes.

Anyways pleased to make your acquaintance. I quite new here so I’m just getting the basics right so if you follow me I’ll be sure to follow you back.