Turpurty Dragon

Australia

Hello, my fellow pickle-skinned hunch-backed toads. I have cometh to inflict thy torture upon thy souls. *Ahem* Sorry, I just really like Shakespeare. Don't worry, I won't cut off your head just yet. Enjoy my writing! *Violently disembowels*

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Hello! Despite what my bio says, I can assure you I'm perfectly normal! *Weirdly twitches*.
Here are some things about me:
- 13 yr old Girl
- Equestrian ( Not a horse girl, don't worry I won't gallop and snort around you)
- Extreme Artist (I literally draw all the time)
- Australian ( Plot twist! I'm actually Norwegian)
- Favorite shows in the whole entire universe: Faulty Towers, The Holy Grail, Life of Brian
- I don't swear at people, I insult them in Shakespearian language *Sips tea*
- If you like horses, dragons, Monty Python, Drawing, Shakespeare then bro, we are practically soulmates. *Just kidding ( Unless u want to be)*
Anyway, Bye! I fart in your general direction! Does anyone understand that?

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#Silly, Nonsense Poems no.1

FREE WRITING

Here is my first Silly poem! Hope you like it!


Whose lamp is that? I think I know.
Its owner is quite angry though.
He was cross like a dark potato.
I watch him pace. I cry hello.
He gives his lamp a shake,
And screams I've made a bad mistake.
The only other sound's the break,
Of distant waves and birds awake.
The lamp is ugly, noisy and deep,
But he has promises to keep,
Tormented with nightmares he...

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