"After you made fun of my weight, after you made fun of my fashion tastes and proceeded to change it to match your own tastes, after you made fun of my school grades. After you made fun of my interest in cosplaying. After you made fun of my love for anime and manga. After you made fun of my family, after you drove your car over my dog, after you stole $200 from my very own pocket. After you published...

"After you made fun of my weight, after you made fun of my fashion tastes and proceeded to change it to match your own tastes, after you made fun of my school grades. After you made fun of my interest in cosplaying. After you made fun of my love for anime and manga. After you made fun of my family, after you drove your car over my dog, after you stole $200 from my very own wallet. After you published...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

Oh gosh, not this stupid starting again. Sure, this is a fairy tale, but do all fairy tales really have to begin that way? Like jeez, do something more original.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . . .

Oh sure, like that's any better. Go ahead and copy Star Wars for all I care.

Can you let me tell my story?

Okay, okay, go...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

Oh gosh, not this stupid starting again. Sure, this is a fairy tale, but do all fairy tales really have to begin that way? Like jeez, do something more original.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . . .

Oh sure, like that's any better. Go ahead and copy Star Wars for all I care.

Can you let me tell my story?

Okay, okay, go...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

Oh gosh, not this stupid starting again. Sure, this is a fairy tale, but do all fairy tales really have to begin that way? Like jeez, do something more original.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . . .

Oh sure, like that's any better. Go ahead and copy Star Wars for all I care.

Can you let me tell my story?

Okay, okay, go...

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away...

Oh gosh, not this stupid starting again. Sure, this is a fairy tale, but do all fairy tales really have to begin that way? Like jeez, do something more original.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . . .

Oh sure, like that's any better. Go ahead and copy Star Wars for all I care.

Can you let me tell my story?

Okay, okay, go...