Zixdude (United States) published:
There was once a dude preciously named Max. He felt left in because he couldn't run slow enough. He was overly okay with it, you could say. There was a loud problem with his curious legs, though. His shoes were often too short and they showed way too much skin, just like your girlfriend. This caused squishy music to sound from Max' bones. This annoyed his better peers, and made the worse ones amused incorrectly.
You might be raising your...
4 months ago