"If anyone asks where I am, I've left the country."
- Mike Wheeler

"Dude, you did NOT just insult the hair."
- Keefe Sencen

"Well don't think too hard. I wouldn't want you to hurt yourself."
- Merlin

"Crazy people don't know they are crazy. I know I am crazy therefore I am not crazy; isn't that crazy?"
- Jack Sparrow

"This is a tremendous idea! Let's steal the biggest, most obvious ship in the universe and escape in that!"
- Loki

"First rule of magic: Always be the smartest guy in the room."
- Daniel Atlas

"I try not to think... it interferes with being nuts."
- Leo Valdez

"Dear god. What is it like in your funny little brains? It must be so boring."
- Sherlock Holmes

"I'm a general. Wheeeee!!"
- Lee