The Day was March 43rd 1865, a man, a god, a honor student was born in Tiddlesticks New Mexico. This man would go on to start the greatest, nay even bigger, the largest blockbuster character and franchise the world has ever seen. the man was GLYCH MONTANA!!!!!!!!!!. Sadly the that demon little Pump A.K.A. Lilliam Pumpernickle, and that Freckled monster who makes fun of large women, have made a GRAVE mistake, but i like already forgot what the mistake was...

There once was a MIGHTY warrior he would kill any man who looked at him the wrong way. His power was immeasurable, jawline impenetrable. The hero was walking down the street one day when he saw a well known evil doer, THE FRECKLED FREAK. he was stealing wendys food and making fun of large full figured women. Now this made glytch angry ...errrr... to say the least glytch so so mad he glytch glitched up, gytch glitched down, glytch glitched...