Rajah woke up one hot afternoon. A boy of nine years old, he stretched his arms and yawned before he got off the trash heap where he usually slept. His dog Taj, an uncouth mongrel with bald patches in his fur, licked Rajah’s face affectionately. “Quit it, boy,” he pushed the dog and swatted away some flies, annoyed. Taj started scratching himself while Rajah looked over the offerings that had been brought to his pile of trash while he had...

A writer on here called "weirdo" made the following Q & A and I thought it would be fun to give it a shot so here goes :) I skipped over some of the ones that don't apply to me as well, but overall this was really fun and I am glad the OP thought of such unique and interesting questions.

1. What's the weirdest conversation you've had with yourself?

"I should use a different username on all my social...

I have never seen a sight
more hideously pitiful than unrequited love,
when the humiliated admirer's hopes are crushed,
and they grovel in the stamped petals of wilted roses,
feeling as though it is the most cruel injustice
the universe ever inflicted upon them,
it is the ugliest sorrow in the world
 

I hate you 
with the same intensity I once loved you with,
with the force I never thought I could muster against you,
with the hatred I once directed at myself,
it shouldn't have been so hard for me to hate you,
when it was so easy for you to abandon me when I needed you most