Quaint and quirky.
The quintessional quantam quoter.

Is that quite enough Q's yet?

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Vade ocius. Vade longius. Vade procul.

(My attempt at a motto.)

Life is like an in-joke: either you get it, or you don't. No amount of explaining will suffice.

I see, said the blind man.

What's worse, reckless abandon or paralyzing indecision?
And why can't I be in the middle?

Why is it always Ninjas?

February 15, 2019

PROMPT: Six-Word Story


GROUP: Flash Fiction

Note to self: never hire ninjas.
Nothing personal against ninjas: it's just that they [urk] a-are w-wonderful [gasp] and [awk] very punctual [that means on time, see? I'm not insulting ninjas, see? No - no - I'm sorry - I don't know why you didn't get paid - it was a glitch on the computer - I have the money right here - I - AAAAARGH] 



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  • bride124

    I feel that you should check this out: https://writetheworld.com/groups/1/shared/114689/version/218670

    7 months ago
  • Christy Wisdom

    XD I saw a previous version of this without the footnotes, but the footnotes are such a hilarious edition! I love it.

    10 months ago