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owner of ALL the books
a grand writer (I hope!)
really hungry
1/3 of the Three Musketeers
feeling poetic
in love with life
a ballerina <3
(I can be formally addressed as *Mrs. Malfoy*)

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Ham Sand - Eulogy of a Sandwich

November 10, 2020

    Ham was a good man. He lived a long and fulfilling life. Any of you who had the privilege to meet this wonderful sandwich are blessed to say you knew him. He was born on September 5, 2017 in Wooster, Ohio. He graduated from Walmart and worked in the Fridge for a long time. Ham was admired by his fellow employees and a wonderful role model for his children, Apple and Honey Sand. Ham met his wonderful wife, Turk, in 2019 at the Freezer. The family lived a joyous life together for many years. He fell ill on November 3, 2020 with hungervirus. He fought a hard battle until he passed away on November 10, 2020 in the Kitchen Table Hospital. Ham will always be in our memories.

-Eulogy by Deep_Breaths


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