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Ruthh

United Kingdom

you know that ancient egyptian embalming technique where they pull out the brain through the nose? that’s what i do with writing. if i were you, i wouldn’t lick my pencils.

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what even is this lmao I hope it’s lowkey absurd

Toilet Haiku

January 11, 2019

FREE WRITING

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I’m on the toilet
I have been for ten minutes
No point in rising 
THIS ISNT A HAIKU ABOUT CONSTIPATION ITS MY NIHILISTIC FATIGUE AND UNWILLINGNESS TO DO ANYTHING IN THE MORNING

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6 Comments
  • Catlover

    XD!


    9 months ago
  • Poppy.M

    Haha


    9 months ago
  • Secret Rose

    Wow this piece is so humorous! Nice; really made my day!


    9 months ago
  • Araw

    Haha me


    9 months ago
  • Ruthh

    IM GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE AHA


    9 months ago
  • Kenny

    big mood


    9 months ago