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HUGE Marvel fan
Hopeless romantic
Grade 10
The Lumineers
Bird lover
Fascinated by British people and culture
Love M. Night Shyamalan movies
In love with
James McAvoy
Rami Malek

Message from Writer

"Writing is an exploration. You start from nothing and learn as you go." - E.L. Doctorow

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." - Paul Brandt

"First name Mr, Second name Glass." - Mr. Glass/Elijah Price, Glass

"I. Am. Iron Man." - Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame

"There is a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just ANY box of Twinkies. The last box of Twinkies that anyone in the whole universe will enjoy." - Tallahassee, Zombieland

" Every single person in the world is interesting - they're a walking story." - James McAvoy

My blog:

911, What’s Your Emergency? PENGUINS?

January 5, 2019


“911, what is your emergency?”

”Uh, I’m not exactly sure. But there’s, like, 800 penguins running around in the park right now. Just thought maybe somebody should know.”

”Penguins, sir?”

”Right. Penguins.”

”Could...could you give me your location,  sir? We can send an animal control team right away.”

”Central Park, ma’am. And you might want to hurry! They’re starting to move out into the roadway.” 

“Alright, sir, there’s a team on their way right now. Was there anything else?”

”No ma’am. Thanks for your time.”

The caller hung up his phone and grinned with satisfaction. Wouldn’t they get a surprise when they discovered there was nothing there. 
Based off of this prompt! It cracked me up and I knew I had to write it. :)


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  • Johanna


    4 months ago
  • green.eyes.gurl

    Love this so much! That caller is DOOMED!

    5 months ago
  • chethana

    This was so funny! I love the chaotic character!

    5 months ago
  • Quille

    Beautifully hilarious :DD

    5 months ago
  • Julius Caesar

    This is so funny! I love it! We could all use such wonderful humor in our lives :)

    5 months ago