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I like someone...shhh.
Grade 10
Kodaline
Fascinated by British people and culture
In love with James McAvoy ❤️...With no shame. NONE. :D
M. Night Shyamalan movies are my favorite.
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I’M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC XD

"All good writing is swimming underwater and holding your breath." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

"Writing is an exploration. You start from nothing and learn as you go." - E.L. Doctorow

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." - Paul Brandt

"First name Mr, Second name Glass." - Mr. Glass/Elijah Price, Glass

"We are not doing 'Get Help'!" - Loki, Thor: Ragnarok

"And for gosh sake, watch your language!" - Tony Stark, Avengers: Age of Ultron

"When you can see kids smiling, that's one of the best things." - James McAvoy

" Every single person in the world is interesting - they're a walking story." - James McAvoy

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911, What’s Your Emergency? PENGUINS?

January 5, 2019

FREE WRITING

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“911, what is your emergency?”

”Uh, I’m not exactly sure. But there’s, like, 800 penguins running around in the park right now. Just thought maybe somebody should know.”

”Penguins, sir?”

”Right. Penguins.”

”Could...could you give me your location,  sir? We can send an animal control team right away.”

”Central Park, ma’am. And you might want to hurry! They’re starting to move out into the roadway.” 

“Alright, sir, there’s a team on their way right now. Was there anything else?”

”No ma’am. Thanks for your time.”

The caller hung up his phone and grinned with satisfaction. Wouldn’t they get a surprise when they discovered there was nothing there. 
Based off of this prompt! It cracked me up and I knew I had to write it. :)

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4 Comments
  • green.eyes.gurl

    Love this so much! That caller is DOOMED!


    11 days ago
  • chethana

    This was so funny! I love the chaotic character!


    16 days ago
  • Quille

    Beautifully hilarious :DD


    16 days ago
  • Julius Caesar

    This is so funny! I love it! We could all use such wonderful humor in our lives :)


    16 days ago