"No! Babi's mom wasn't supposed to die! The huntsman was."
"I can completely relate to Dwight Schrute, he's an underrated mastermind."
"You don't put milk in before the cereal, that's a sin."
"I have a doctor's note telling me that I'm prohibited from twerking."
"Is Bob the Builder married?"
"Kermit should be president. Fight me."