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weird (but actually super weird) things my boyfriend has said

December 11, 2018

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"Look at my coonskin cap. I SUPPORT RACOONS."
"I once got chased by an angry goose. Goddamn bird."
"Do you think Steph Curry, actually eats curry?"
"NothiNG rhymES wiTH gluten; except for Putin."
"Mr. Krabs is literally the Trump of Bikini Bottom."
"I study WuMBoLogY."
"Izzi, i swear I can use you as a weight."
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9 Comments
  • green.eyes.gurl

    OH MY ACTUAL GOD. ANT IS ONTO SOMETHING WITH THE MR KRABS THING. I AM SERIOUSLY SO SHOOK RIGHT NOW.


    7 months ago
  • rosemarywisdom

    Also, I support raccoons, too. Especially talking raccoons who wear orange jumpsuits and pilot spaceships.


    7 months ago
  • rosemarywisdom

    Ship!


    7 months ago
  • Mangolover

    awwww! ship!


    7 months ago
  • Quille

    I support raccoons too; wish I had a coonskin hat though :DD


    7 months ago
  • pencils.and.paper.roses

    This is hilarious. Also, love for the fellow Spongebob fan XD.


    7 months ago
  • .audrey michelle.

    ship goals


    7 months ago
  • AcetheticallyPleasing

    One would think if he was wearing a coonskin cap, he hates raccoons ^^;;


    7 months ago
  • she's-got-a-story

    i ship it


    7 months ago