AntChanel

United States of America

its ya boi

Message to Readers

Izzi, I hope you read this...

super weird (but cute) my girlfriend has said

December 11, 2018

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She's pretty and small, but she's got one big mouth.

"We bow down to the tallest purple."
"Thomas Jefferson is a THOT; I love him."
"You've been banned from the Mickey Mouse Club for innapropriate behavior."
"Ew, Ant. That cologne makes you smell like a Calvin Klein magazine ad."
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
"James Charles is the queen of queens, okay?" (She actually hates James Charles, I don't know why.)
"DON'T TOUCH MY GLUTEN!" (She legitimately screamed this at me when I tried to steal some of her sandwich bread.)
"Ant, you would be a frickin' son of Hermes, okay?" (Actually, I see myself as more of a son of Apollo. She knows it, too.)

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  • f l o r a

    Aw, Ant.
    This is so accurate.


    11 months ago