Hey, you look new,
Let me tell you what you should not do,
See that guy over there that’s Dennis,
Don’t mess with him, get it?
Now, Dennis had the strength of a head of lettuce,
Got a body so tiny, he could fall in a crevice.
You can outwit him with a bunch of keys,
His body’s weak from disease.
So, why can’t I mess with him you ask?
With a body like, it’d be a simple task!
Well, buddy, I like the cut of your jib,
But I must inform you, I got dibs.