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eighteen and chilling

Message to Readers

idk what to tell you, it's a monologue from the perspective of guy fieri, except he's an all-powerful deity.

god among men

December 2, 2018


(guy fieri enters, shirt and pants adorned with flames. his eyes sweep the area, and he visibly relaxes upon realizing that he is alone)
Guy Fieri: Seven thousand years, I have watched the world spin. Every rotation seems slower than the last- I am chained to Time, and she is a mistress more sadistic than Death herself. Acclaim, wealth, notoriety- all of these I have gained and lost over lifetimes, and they seem hollow goals, after all. Forced to watch the flawed creatures that inhabit my planet, I can be a lone bystander no longer. Sun above, you have watched, as I have, as they falter, and you have done nothing. Let it not be said that I stood by as they fell- I intend to assist them. By my guidance, they shall come to Flavortown. Though surely there are better guardians, more suited to the task, I see none but myself taking the role. Cowards! Moon and stars, watch me as you have watched them, void of sympathy, void of action!
"work on writing dialogue" so i did


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