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How To Eat A Llama

November 20, 2018

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Do you eat llamas for breakfast? How about lunch or dinner?
If not you should really try it... llamas with mustard is a winner.

Have you tried the llama eyes? Or the fluff above their ears?
Or how about the hooves on which they walk, that one gets my cheers.

I don't eat llamas often, only on special days
But every time I do, I eat them in different ways.
 
I had a llama leg last Christmas, buttered up and seasoned...
Of course, their wool was on the side, not shaving it first is treason.

On my birthday two years ago, I ate a llama's tail.
We covered it up in maple syrup, that recipe never did fail.

On Halloween we at its head, after stuffing an apple in its mouth
We plucked its eyes out for a treat, but that idea all went south.

But really out of all the ways, this one is the best
Pick out all your favorite parts, and let your friends eat the rest!

**DISCLAIMER** Don't actually eat llamas! ;)

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3 Comments
  • nevaredhp

    LOL! It's so random but I like it :)


    6 months ago
  • Made4Love

    :)


    7 months ago
  • pencils.and.paper.roses

    Oh this is great! It's so nonsensical and funny and it cracked me up. Great work!


    7 months ago