AminahMcBina

United States of America

Hey, I'm Aminah, but most people call me Mina.
17 yrs. old|12th grade|INFJ-T|Female/Girl/She/Her|I think I'm something of a writer|Animal lover||MARVEL FANGIRL FOR LIFE

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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. — Lord Byron

JOKES!

November 13, 2018

FREE WRITING

9
Just got out of history class, and I got extra credit for telling these jokes:


(Some of these may be corny, but they're school appropriate):

Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
It was Dread-full

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish!

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish every night?
Every morning, you'll rise and shine!

Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed!

How do you make holy water?
Boil the hell out of it!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB!
 
Would write more, but math class, gotta go!

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9 Comments
  • Quille

    LOL! These are funny :D


    12 months ago
  • green.eyes.gurl

    This is awesome!!!!!!! Lol


    12 months ago
  • Ellie!

    hahah oh my gosh these are great!!! especially #5 :) :)


    12 months ago
  • camlily

    Omg I love these thank you for making me laugh!! :D


    12 months ago
  • rosemarywisdom

    Hey Mina, the link to the most recent installment of Unspoken is here (with all the new chapters!): https://writetheworld.com/groups/1/shared/67168/version/165905


    12 months ago
  • Johanna

    Ahahaha


    12 months ago
  • paperbird

    That last one killed me.


    12 months ago
  • Kitty Cheshire

    I agree with i.c.f.l.o.w.e.r.s. You deserve that extra credit. Also, these are brilliant!!!!


    12 months ago
  • f l o r a

    lol.
    You deserved that extra credit


    12 months ago