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LackingASocialLife

Australia

No longer social-life-less

My goal is to reach a status of fame where I mention that I had a Write The World account and fans go on a hunt just to find the cringey teenage relics.

Until then, keep making me proud, y'all.
I will miss you.

Message to Readers

i dont even know

Stupidly strange facts about me (It's 11:42 and my insomnia is ballin let me be)

September 24, 2018

FREE WRITING

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  • I decipher whether people are reliable based on whether or not they eat chips/crackers whole (If you bite halfway you're a monster)
  • I can read people pretty well but I don't put this to good use like at all
  • My "List of things I must see/do before I die" includes:
- Use Pidges' "Tell Allura about myself" monologue about peanuts to introduce myself and see if anyone picks up
- Watch someone drink a shot through a straw
- See a woman unironically say "Oh, stop it."
- Use a really opaque black bath bomb
- Upload one youtube video
  • My favourite piece of my own is actually my #LittleStories piece, it was just fun 
  • The day I shut down a catcaller by pretending to be a proud lesbian was the same day I tried Ben N Jerry's for the first time
  • Half of my family has Meditteranean background (Italiano ayeet *throws lasagna at you*) and here I am, this white-ass baby, the only genes I receive are curly hair and dark under eyes. Thanks, dad.
  • I'm smuggling @whyismynamesara to the beach with me tomorrow
  • Everything with me is all or nothing- %100 or %0, looks-new bedroom or pigsty, next encyclopedia or an unedited draft, a piece of Shakespeare quality or... this. 
  • My favourite vine is wtf is up Kyle
  • My Therapist looks like Pepper from the MCU 
  • I'm %99 sure this is more entertaining for me to write than you to read
  • Thats all I got
  • K bye
If you have any light-hearted memes for pieces, link them to me, I'm brain dead but I still need entertainment
 

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7 Comments
  • Johanna

    PEPPER!!!


    12 months ago
  • No More Than Sam

    But what if you try to eat the cracker whole, but you can't because your mouth is too small? XD


    12 months ago
  • Araw

    Excuse you. I bite halfway.


    12 months ago
  • Lee Fudge

    What if the chip to large to bite whole?


    12 months ago
  • Anha

    Are your holidays already here?


    12 months ago
  • Anha

    but... it's a tuesday


    12 months ago
  • Doktor Habit

    my fav vine is probably
    hey dude. check out this spongebob umbrella i just got.


    12 months ago