So I got this writing book from the library, and it came with its own prompts, one of which is "write a piece so bad that it's funny." Naturally, I decided to try it out.
Lily is a cat. Lily is white and red and orange and yellow and she sleeps on the rug. Lily likes to chase mice because she is a cat and her paws are also white and she is a small cat but that's okay because it helps her to squeeze into small places like under the sofa. Lily eats cat food because she is a cat and she likes to eat cat food. Lily likes to be outside because she is a cat and cats like being outside because they are cats.
Dang, this is so embarraing...well, let me know what you think ;)