Doktor Habit

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flynn

fades in and out of existing on this site
been on since 2017

i can and WILL speak my mind on things but i tend to lack restraint so let me know if i go too far

mostly moved to the prose under the same username

Message from Writer

"i believe in a universe that doesn't care and people who do." - angus, nitw

“if ever there is tomorrow when we're not together… there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart… i'll always be with you." - winnie the pooh

tag your ocs

September 12, 2018

FREE WRITING

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hello im tired and laughing really hard at some stuff in a quote channel on discord

"That's gay."
'YOU'RE gay.'
"That's fair."
~~~~~
"WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GIVE HIM YOUR CREDIT CARD!"
'I ALREADY GAVE HIM MY CREDIT CARD!'
~~~~~
"Fresh wood straight from the wood tr"
"Wait"
~~~~~
"What if when they kissed an eclipse happened?"
'Do you want an eclipse to happen every damn day?'
~~~~~
"I'm a simple man. I see a boy, I'm gay"
~~~~~
"[NAME], what'll you do now?"
'Guess I'll commit murder.'
"NO!"
~~~~~
"Think like a proton.."
'And be positive!'
' ' And be so small nobody can see you. ' '

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3 Comments
  • LackingASocialLife

    All of these are me except for 5 which is where my asexual arse comments after
    "Well I'M a simple woman. I see people, and nothing happens."
    And everyone slowly inhales.
    (Literally all of these suit Keith and Lance from Voltron it's great)


    about 1 year ago
  • rainandsonder

    I’m the second one. These are so funny!


    about 1 year ago
  • ethereal.otherworldly

    tag yourself i'm all of them
    just switch out man with girl and boy with girl and we're golden


    about 1 year ago