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Paperbird

United States

INFJ. Ravenclaw. Citizen of Earth. Writing. Music. Harry Potter. Pixar. Cats. Fan theories. Wintertime.

Most people's biographies are fairly dramatic but I really just want to say hello and have a lovely day.

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How many "pun"s did you count?

A Word About Puns

July 11, 2018

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I liked making puns.  I did.  But they're totally not punny and everyone thought I should be punished.  I lived in Punnsylvania at the time.  All my friends thought the puns were punintentional.  They told me to think upun what I just said.  They weren't punderstanding at all.  But after a while my intentional puns were so apundent that they had to notice and they said that I was rampunctious.  They never got the punchline of my puns and their pungent comments offended me so I had to punch them.

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5 Comments
  • INVISIBL3

    I counted fifteen puns total :)


    about 2 months ago
  • Paperbird

    Thanks! Yeah, I think it's somewhere between eleven to fifteen.


    2 months ago
  • Mary Wall

    I counted 15 puns. Am I right? Good job on this!


    2 months ago
  • Paperbird

    Lol I can only punder what that would be,


    2 months ago
  • Luna Lemon

    I punderstood 11 puns.
    I'm having serious Déjà vu for some punfathomable reason...


    2 months ago