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Helvectica News

April 5, 2018

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Helvectica Releases New Military Marvel!

Helvectica Labs, the now top military manufacturing robotics company, has created a new weapon, called the Cannonbot. It appears to have cannons where arms should be, supposedly for dealing with fortifcations. 

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Helvectica Invovled in Starting of War?

The war in Europe, now called the Europa War, has devastated many nations. Rumors have circulated that Helvectica somehow started this war. It is just a theory, so it should not be worried about.

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Europa War Ends!

Peace has returned to Europe, with massive casualties on both sides. The Dutch have annexed Belgium and Luxembourg, France has taken over parts of Spain, who have annexed Portugal, and Germany has annexed Poland. More land grabs will be made in the future.

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  • Glytch Montoya

    Cannonbot. Of course. Once you set the complete and total absurdity and lack of relevance aside, making a robot with cannons for arms just makes sense!

    (It's nice to see some Helvetica stuff again.)


    about 1 year ago