So the other day, a bunch of space cats invaded planet Earth. They were purple and blue, and about the size of house cats. They're pretty cool, I have to say. But the thing is, space cats DO NOT DISCRIMINATE. Like, wow! They're so cool with every gender, race, religion, it's not even funny. All they ask is that we love them. And believe me, you do not want to get in their way. They have sharp claws. And there are thousands of them. Anyway, the thing is, Donald Trump insulted them. He called them a trick of the Eskimos or something like that. It was pathetic. And the cats... well... to say the least.... they got mad... very mad....
Anyway, Trump is now living in Antarctica, as is everyone who supports him. There are no more politicians, no more voting. To be honest, life is pretty easy these days. Everyone has jobs, nature is more respected every day, and it is cool to be all of these different things. It's cool to be who you want to be, it's cool to respect others who are different. Heck, it's cool to dress up like a cat. There are no limits to happiness and life. Sure, there are rules and limitations but they are all good. Money is not a thing. Everyone serves one another.
No one is sure how the cats brought about such world peace and overall joy. All we know is that we love it and we hope it stays this way. Have I said yet, these cats talk! Yeah. They totally can speak like whatever language they want. They even have a language of their own. Who knew? Felinis is a required language in school now. Almost everyone knows it these days. Long live the cats!
In the piece I published a few days ago, TITLES PEOPLE TITLES, I told people to comment and give me a title and I would make what I could of it. So this was I.C. Fynnheart's suggestion for a title and I'm making what I can of it. So yeah, I hope y'all enjoyed.