Mr. Snobsly was now flailing his arms in “Oh no, I’m going to die” matter. And he would of, if Dr. Incompetenti hadn’t karate chopped his throat, causing Snobsly to throw up a small bit of pipe. Mrs. Snobsly looked mildly disappointed.
”I say!” Mr. Snobsly said,”Thank you doctor!”
”Your quite welcome,” Dr. Incompetenti said,”That’ll be five hundred dollars.”
After the Snobslys left, a new patient walked in. This man had a snake stuck to his ear.
”’Ello,” He said.
”Good morning,” The receptionist said,”Do you have an appointment?”
”Yes,” The man said,”Johnny Outdoorsy?”
”Oh yes,” The receptionist said,”The doctor will be with you.”
Dr. Incompenti walked in with James just after she said that.
”Oh, hello!” Incompetenti said,”Are you aware there is a snake in your ear?”
“Oh yeah, mate” Outdoorsy said.
”And, how did that happen?”
”Well, I was walkin’ through the woods, as one does, then I saw this snake, one of the most poisonous in the country. So naturally, I wanted to pick it up. So I did, and then it bit my ear.”
”All right, Dr. Rotagonist will take care of it,”
”What?” James asked,”You think I’m ready?”
”Well, my idiot nephew couldn’t be able to do it, so you’ll do great!” Dr. Incompetenti said.