So... one day, Pump was walking down the street, browsing Write the World. People were making fun of him for... whatever people make fun of him for. He was having a comment fight with one of the Write the World members who was also making fun of him for... the dumb rap songs he likes.... So Pump decided that he was going to say something really strong and... revenge-like.
Mysterious Person: Haha, you like the dumbest rap songs in the world.
Pump: Brruuhh, nahhh
Mysterious Person: The songs you like shouldn't even count as rap.
Pump: Don sue me bruhhh
Mysterious Person: ...Er....um... what?
Pump: Yaaa tht wuz so clevr
Mysterious Person: I'm lost...
Pump: All haal PUMP's revenge post comment. PUMP OOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Footnotes
In the piece I recently published, TITLES PEOPLE TITLES, I told people to comment and give me a title and I would make what I could of it. So this was Lil Pump's suggestion for a title and I'm... making what I can of it. So yeah, I hope y'all enjoyed.
Just be careful. If the two incredibly depressing songs that I've written have told me anything, it's this: one, that I clearly have some kind of emotional problem, and two, that war causes pain.
16 Comments
Kaitlyn ❄
And the odd thing is - our pieces seem to have each other winning....
Kaitlyn ❄
It'll be a friendly war ;)
Glytch Montoya
Just be careful. If the two incredibly depressing songs that I've written have told me anything, it's this: one, that I clearly have some kind of emotional problem, and two, that war causes pain.
Kaitlyn ❄
XD
No More Than Sam
#downwiththepump
Kaitlyn ❄
Thanks Sara.
Yeah, Mason, I kind of am...
Lee Fudge
Are you in a war with this guy?
whyismynamesara
This was beautiful
Kaitlyn ❄
YEEEAHHH
.audrey michelle.
This was hilarious! Continue the Pump Revenge Wars! >:3
Kaitlyn ❄
Oh, OK Glytch! lol
Kaitlyn ❄
Well that's the point, you are nonsense.
Glytch Montoya
Actually, I think this is better than it should be. This should be worse than it is! Do worse!
Lil Pump
do better Kait
Lil Pump
try harder next time
Lil Pump
ok so, that was nonsense i have 8 people reading this and were all pretty disappoint