"No, a brutal triple murder by the bridegroom's mother might put a bit of a damper on the wedding." -Ron Weasley
"Have a biscuit, Potter." -Minerva McGonagall
"Well, you can't break an unbreakable vow." -Ron Weasley
"And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." -Albus Dumbledore
"It unscrews the other way." -Minerva McGonagall
"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Delores?" -Minerva McGonagall
"Of course I know Dumbledore, who doesn't know Dumbledore?" -Arabella Figg
"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!" -Peeves
Footnotes
5 Comments
MyShotPotter
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paperbird
Yea they're some of my favorites :) Thanks!
Surly Wombat
Awesome. These crack me up every time.
KayDee
Haha, yesssss! Just a little correction though. *Dolores.
Tequilamockingbird22
OMG YESSS