1. Scarface is the sort of person who'll save you from falling if he's on your side, but drop you if he's not.
2. He's the sort of person who'll protect you, but also insult you.
3. He'll love you but be able to rattle of a list of 10 things he hates about you if asked.
4. If it was up to Scarface world peace would be achieved with a round of PG Tips.
5. He embraces change, but loves the old stuff.