1. I have been on this site for a little over two months. (My first piece was put on here on September Third of this year.)
2. I have published 152 pieces. (Counting this one.)
3. I have seventeen followers.
Well, as a self proclaimed comedy writer, it warms my heart to know some people actually read my stuff, but followed me? And I just wonder how I could be on here for such a short time, yet publish so much.