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Incident 51: The Airport Conspiracy - We'll Check It Out!

November 1, 2017


10:00 AM, MEDIA Headquarters.

Two men and a boy were sitting in a room. One man was the director of the MEDIA Agency, Walter Haltman, the other man was MEDIA Agent Richard Springs, and the boy Media Assisstant was Paul Bunting. In this room, a meeting was taking place.

"So, that's all we know," Haltman said.

"Gummy Bear smuggling in an airport?" Richard asked.

"Yes...I just said that." 

"Um...why are these Gummy Bears illegal?" Paul asked.

"A few years ago, a terrorist named Yukara Tochigo made an incrediblely large batch of poisoned gummy bears," Haltman said.

"....How large?"

"Around fifteen million,"

"And what does that have to do with them being illegal?"

"The technique Tochigo used made the poison hard to identify, thus the recalling of every bag of Gummy Bears began," Haltman said,"To ensure no one bought any, they were banned in every nation until further notice. You see why this is a problem now?" 

"We'll check it out!" Paul said, running out of the room.

"Should I-" Richard began.

"No, he'll,come back asking for directions," Haltman said, looking out the door,"Anyhow, I have concerns."

"Goof lord, this always happens," Richard grumbled.

"I am concerned in why you hang out with a twelve year old boy all the time," 

"He's my assistant," 

"Yes, but you get ice cream with him, that's-"

Then Paul ran back into the room.

"Uh....which Airport is it?" He said.

"....Dalton National," Haltman said.

"Right!" Paul said, running, out again.

"...This time you may follow him," Haltman said.

Richard  began leaving, then Hlatman said,"Oh, the I.R.S is coming tomorrow, so prepare for a sudden boost in unintentional evil,"

Just so you know, the evil at the airport was real.



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  • Glytch Montoya

    "Oh, the I. R. S. is coming tomorrow, so prepare for a sudden boost in unintentional evil."

    That's my favorite line. What makes the IRS unintentionally evil?

    about 2 years ago
  • Kahasai

    Goof lord?

    about 2 years ago