In the darkest depths of the Ohana Group's lab, we went to the machine. It's called the "Machine of Alternate Realites" or MAR. They put an actual colander in my head, which had a wire connected to a wall. They did some "Science Stuff" (Copyright 2018), and flipped a lever.
"Okay," Cheif Scientist Norman said,"You should know that, Multiversals all have the same personality, so you will be the same person."
"Are there any other Multiversals I should be aware of?" I said.
"Donald Trump is one," Norman said.
"Of course he is..." I sighed.
"Well, see you, hope you don't die," Norman said.
He then pressed a button, and I everything was dark. Then there was a flash of colors.