Lee Fudge

United States


Self Proclaimed Anime And Manga Expert

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Any feedback is great, this is the revised one.

Lee Fudge's Guide to Being a Technical Adult

October 8, 2017


(Disclaimer: The advice or information in this series is not to be taken seriously. The series is a source for Lee to say weird things, in hopes people will laugh)

So, you may be an incredibly small child, thinking they can, indeed, make their own decisions. Well, you kinda can. I mean, you can chose your favorite candy...so theirs that. But what is a small child? According to Arthur's Law (Also known as the Law of Not Getting Arrested for Young Children Things) a small child is fifteen years old or younger. But what if your older than that? Then you will have to learn to be an adult! I'm this series I, Charles S. Fudge, will teach you how to be an adult(Technically)! So what's the first step in being an adult? That's precisely the first step of being an adult, not knowing things. You will not know many things the majority of your life, and it consume your soul. You not know questions like "How can you spend your whole life with someone?", "Where is my cat?" and,"Why are children so mean?" 

Of of course you will want to try to figure out some things, but DON'T. You cannot know everything, like how was Sean Spicer is the White House Press Secretary? If you do really want to know something however, like why no one likes you, do it slowly. If learn things to fast, your brain can and will use its legal right to explode. It will come out of your ears, it's a real pain to clean up.

"But how can I live without knowing many things?" You're probably not asking. But I'll awnser anyway, you just forgot them. You want to know why that girl doesn't like you? Forget it. And by forget, I mean erase the memory of the thing you want to know. 

It takes practice.

With Discriminatory Judgement,

Charles S. Fudge.
There is a lack of self help on Write The World. Let me fix that.


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  • Lee Fudge

    Charles S. Fudge is a pseudonym.

    over 3 years ago
  • Glytch Montoya

    Here's one!
    Is Fudge your actual last name?
    (If so, cool! If not, still cool!)

    I'd say great work, but you made it clear in the disclaimer that this work wasn't meant to be great, so I'll say this: Great job! You made me laugh!

    over 3 years ago