I am a potato. A potato with googly eyes. I live in Market-Market, a dictatorship where my friends get kidnapped everyday. But they won't kidnap me, because some grumpy kid put googly eyes on me. This is the worst thing of my potato life. I am forced to,watch my friends get kidnapped to who knows where, and no one will kidnap me. Now I just sit here, wa- wait mom? Mom?! No, my potato mom is being kidnapped! ...Oh well. I mean I'm still here.