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The name was not my idea (laughs in pain)
The sarcastic edge to it. While I definitely wouldn't support burning down a school (:P), I am a super sarcastic person, and loved that part of this. :)
Honestly, nothing. I love the way that you wrote this! Your beginning was perfect, and caught my attention. And your ending let me know for sure what had happened. Great job with them!
Good job with the slight sarcasm aspect of this. You also wrote it in a casual way, so that I could practically see you shrugging your shoulders as you wrote this.
Keep up the good work!