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Lee Fudge

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The Reaction to the Crusades

September 15, 2017


Richard the Lionhearts reaction: 

"Let's invade the holy land!" The Pope said.

"Holy Land? You mean Jerusalem?" Richard said.

"Uh, yeah?" The Pope said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Sir...the Muslims have it, they have had for centuries, why now?" Richard said.

"Cause, God wants it." 

"...And you know this how?"

"Duh, cause I'm the Pope!" 

"....I'll do it, because refusing will make me look like a heathen," Richard said.

God's reaction:

"Peter? How's Earth doing?" God asked.

"Uh, I think an attempted genocide is being carried out in your name," Peter said.

"....Wow, we can't trust these guys with anything!" God said.

"What do you want to do?" Peter asked.

"Eh, let's just see how this plays out," 

One year later

"Uh, there's a influx of prayers sir," Peter said.

"Hmm...well I'm not getting involved in this," God said.

The Muslims reaction: 

"Wait...they're what?" A Muslim asked.

"There invading us," Another Muslim said.

"...It's just a desert!"

My first historical fiction story, hope you like it.


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