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Zoe G.

United States

dreaming of fishes and wishes

Message to Readers

Just some random limericks

The Sad End of Two Innocent Animals, One Not-So Innocent One, and Also Some Traumatized Dumplings

July 31, 2015

PROMPT: The Limerick

There once was a magical wizard
Who liked to conjure nasty blizzards.
He pointed his wand
(of which he was fond)
and accidentally blasted a lizard.


There once was a chubby llama
who lived in the humid Bahamas
He ate some dumplings,
then realized they could sing,
and flung them so far they got trauma


There once was a baby butterfly
who drank lots of tea; mostly chai.
She took a long sip
and did a front flip.
But she them hit her head and died.

There once was a bully giraffe
who liked to kick birds and then laugh.
He was really quite mean
and then came across a guillotine
And soon his head was not really attached


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  • nezi_nes

    Haha this is so funny!

    10 months ago
  • Nazha.Abd

    I found some here really funny, I loved this!

    11 months ago