A dash of self hatred
A pinch of dysphoria
a handful of anxiety and depression
bake at a size 32B chest
add a teaspoon of femininity
and a quarter cup of masculinity
shred binders and packers into the mix.
Preheat the oven to "it would have been easier if you didn't come out"
Pour the mixture into a 8 by 8 pan
And place in the oven for "1 1/2 more years till i can start testosterone" amount of minutes.
When done it should look like an awkward boy who still uses the women's bathroom.