Dandelion

the.dandelion.writer

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Hi I am Solan
I am 15
I tend to over think everything.
Dandelions are the most poetic flower
Enjoy.

(haha my insta is @ yaboi_solan)

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This is v bad, but it's 11:11 pm so give me a lil break. Any way, edits?

A Transgender Dish

May 8, 2017

A dash of self hatred 
A pinch of dysphoria 
a handful of anxiety and depression
bake at a size 32B chest
add a teaspoon of femininity
and a quarter cup of masculinity
shred binders and packers into the mix. 
Preheat the oven to "it would have been easier if you didn't come out" 
Pour the mixture into a 8 by 8 pan 
And place in the oven for "1 1/2 more years till i can start testosterone" amount of minutes. 
When done it should look like an awkward boy who still uses the women's bathroom. 


 

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2 Comments
  • Jamiee_m

    omg how did you summarise being trans as a baking recipe so well???? gordon ramsey would be proud


    about 1 year ago
  • Empty Paradoxes

    Maybe instead of saying "Pour the mixture into a 8 by 8 pan " you could talk about height dysphoria (i.e pour the mixture into a 5' 5" pan).


    about 1 year ago