I think I have a problem.
I'm kind of an insomniac. Like, sleep? Haha, don't know her. You can find me having an existential crisis at 3 am. Or eating shredded cheese while watching Dance Moms meme compilations in my basement. Or both simultaneously, because we stan a multitasking queen. I usually fall asleep at around 3:30ish on a good night, and I wake up at 7:36 for school.
Why 7:36, you ask? A little too specific, hm? Some of ya'll really haven't worked out your morning routines to an exact science, and it really shows. I'll get back to this on a later occasion.
Although we stan shredded cheese eating and rewatching sad Pixar scene compilations because pain, running on four hours of sleep isn't exactly, erm, glamorous.
Enter stage left: Grandma Rogers. She literally went, into like, CARDIAC ARREST when I told her casually about the usual time I konk out. As any self-respecting grandmother would, Grandma Rogers busted out home remedies from the freaking 1800s- one of which being this cabbage sleeping tea? Which tasted like the crushed hopes and dreams of little children, to put it mildly.
The above monstrosity didn't help. Back to the weird animal friendship compilatio-
Enter stage right: an upset Mom and Melatonin gummies. DON'T let their seemingly innocent looks fool you. These gummies KNOCK YOU OUT. Oh, and one of the side effects? Weird and oddly realistic dreams.
The next thing I know, JFK is dragging me on a quest to find the cure to COVID, David's Golden Retriever is our wise spirit guide with the voice of Morgan Freeman, and my third-grade math teacher is chasing and trying to kill us all the while. Princess Diana came up somewhere along the way, I had a lightsaber, and I married High School Musical era Zac Efron.
I don't even know, man.
HoWeVeR, I did sleep a full NINE hours though, which I'm convinced I haven't done since I was like, not born yet.
I guess... more quests with former US presidents, here I come.
Admin #2- Yeah. Do ya'll remember that one kid? Bella? Bernard, maybe? Who would, like, never follow the guidelines? Been so peaceful since she fell off the face of the earth or something.
Admin #1- Yeah lol.
*the decaf espresso mentioned above shakes Jurassic Park style*
Me: *dramatically kicks open door in Spiderman crew sock and white Docs clad foot* ELLO THERE.
omg hi guyssss. it's been like months.
wait- i can explain-
so bAsiCalLy after finally wrapping up preACTS and finals (which pulled me away from WTW for a solid month), summer vacation came. yessss High School Musical Fans, I hear you singin'.
anyway. i went abroad! i am very thankful that I was able to attend a six-week summer retreat- that didn't give me wifi access because it was in the middle of nowhere!
so, couldn't write pieces then. but I'm back! i'm trying to focus my writing time on some screenplay projects at the moment, but I'll be stopping by here every now and again! oh, and a lot has gone down, i can't wait to fill ya'll in-
missed this place and the people in it- and I'll be sticking around for a bit now lol