Yes_iKnowimShort

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Just a human that does not have a proper grasp on reality

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Hello everyone! I am currently working on a series that I'm calling "Talk to Me".
I also write random things-
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I can draw better than that though-
If you haven't figured it out already, I am a feminist >w<
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um... I'm not sure what to say.
Hm...
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Just a Few Things That Drive Me a Bit Insane...

April 13, 2021

FREE WRITING

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1. Texting my cousin my art


*I text my cousin (aka Pinecone from my among us piece) a drawing I made*

Her: IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!
Her: WOW
Me: Thank you thank you-
Me: Honestly, compared to my old art this one makes it look like trash. 
Her: NO
Her: Your art is NOT trash!
Me: No- I mean that my art has improved and that I don't like my old art anymore-
Her: GIRL STOP. Stop telling yourself these things. Its not healthy...
Me: I-
Her: *Says some inspiring speech and a few voice message*
Me: Nooooo you don't understaaaaaand!!!!
Me: Its is MY art MY opinion.
Me: If I don't like it, THATS OK.
Her: STOP! Stop telling yourself these things-
Me:

MY ART MY OPINIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!



2. When I start singing a song and someone INTERUPTS it with their OWN song


*I'm sitting at the table and I start singing "Dear Theodosia" from Hamilton*

Me: Dear Theodosia what to say to you....
*My sister notices that I'm singing softly and starts singing some RANDOM song*
Her: Alexander Hamilton, we are waiting in the wings for you....
Me: Um- excuse me-
Her: What?
Me: ..... nevermind *is very annoyed*



3. When something is SLIGHTLY out of place

*I walk outside and notice something off*
Me: No-
Brick: Heck yes.
*The brick looks perfect except... ONE BRICK IS FACING A DIFFERENT WAY THAN THE OTHER BRICKS*
Me: wHy Is SoMeOnE tRyInG tO eNd Me????



4. When I need to sneeze but it WON'T come out


*I sit on the couch*
*I feel a sneeze coming*
Me: ah... Ah... AH-
*Nothing happens*
Me: ...........
Me: I need to sneeze! BUT WHY ISN'T IT COMING OUT?!?!!?!
*I walk over to the book shelf and find the dustiest book I could find*
*I bring it to my sisters*
Me: See this dusty book????
Them: Um... yeah???
*I inhale the dust through my nose*
Them: OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK-
Me: ah... Ah... AH-
Me: ACHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Them: The heck-
Me: I needed to sneeze-
Them: That can't be good for your health...


5. Having an itch but I can't reach it


*I feel itchy on my back and try scratching it*
Me: I can't reach-
*I try using a back scratcher*
Me: I still can't reach-
*I keep trying and NOTHING works*
Me:...................
Me: SIS!!!! I NEED HELP!!!!!
 
Those were just a few things that drive me insane :)
The first one happened recently actually-
Also all of these events have happened, except the inahing dust thing, I overexagerated but I did inahle a tiny bit by accident.

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8 Comments
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    THE SONG ONE IS ME ARG IT ANNOYS ME SO MUCH


    23 days ago
  • Paisley Blue

    THE BRICKS I MEAN WHYYY-


    23 days ago
  • ✧♬TwinklingLights♬✧

    I HATE ALL OF THESE OML


    23 days ago
  • thea_ivy

    This is quite funny and that brick thing i FEEL you, like just no.


    28 days ago
  • Ava Marie

    Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes!!! This is so good, and made me laugh while reading it. Also the one about the sneeze, perfect, I can't stand that feeling.


    28 days ago
  • ~rain~

    the brick one.... *tries not to cry over misplaced concrete*


    28 days ago
  • Eremurus

    This is so good, the brick one is really funny.


    28 days ago
  • Royal_cat/5

    I RELATE SO MUCH


    28 days ago