Amber Chen

United States

Writer, Violinist, Other Stuff




joined November 15, 2020

Message to Readers

Someone literally just told me, "Wow, I thought you were smart," and I was like, "Sorry for the disappointment."

What People Get Wrong about Me

April 11, 2021


  • "Hey, will you help me with my math homework?"
I was about to ask you the same thing.
  • "What sports do you play?"
Are you blind? I literally look like a dying fish on land when doing crunches. You expect me to play a sport?
  • "Wow, you're literally so nice!"
I fight people on Discord twenty-four-seven. I insult people who've insulted me or my friends, and I don't show a hint of mercy. I've also emailed a teacher in a super intimidating tone, and she's been super nice and cautious around me ever since.
  • "Wait. You're a boy?"
  • "You only listen to classical music. Therefore, you are boring."
No, you're just uncultured.
  • "Um, I have something to tell you. Make sure you don't tell anyone else ok—"
No, shut up. Don't tell me. I'd definitely tell someone else.
  • "You're funny."
No, I'm just really mean.
  • "You're a nice kid."
I will be your next biggest nightmare.
Apples are red. Birds can fly. Dolphins are trees.


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  • April 11, 2021 - 11:50pm (Now Viewing)

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  • nadyagarza

    This was such a fun read! I really liked it

    3 days ago
  • ChimChim_1

    This got me wheezingXDXD

    30 days ago
  • Zirong

    such a mood lol XD

    30 days ago
  • Tachi

    your message box-
    I have like a comment for each bullet point. might have problems or I don't.

    30 days ago