(Very bad) Poet
(Very bad) Philosopher
Quantum mechanics nerd
Orbital mechanics nerd
(Very) Sarcastic person
Why are humans so messed up?
Hi, I'm Billy, and in my free time I like to satirize and mock humanity and stereotypes. I also eat koalas for lunch, and my hobby is electrocuting kittens.
I know, I'm an awful person.
Everything I said up there is false, btw...
...or is it?
Okay, I also write some nice and optimistic things too; I'm not that grumpy. It depends on my mood.
100% of people who drink water die or will die. Therefore, water kills you.
Things that drive me nuts:
1. When people spell COVID-19 as "Covid 19"
2. When people say, "me and Bob decided to go there" instead of "Bob and I decided to go there"
3. When people spell "color" with a "u"
4. ...and much more (I'll create a post on this)
Written By: BillyJoeBobTheThird
April 5, 2021