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A Telenovela Through a 6 Year Old's Eyes...{Read footnotes before you start}

March 23, 2021

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*My Parents turn on a telenovela on the Tv*
 
 
*Maria walks into the room*
Fernando
: Good morning my love! How are you today?
*Maria sighs*
Maria: I'm good now move before I'm late to work-
*She leaves*
 
*At Maria's job*
Maria
: Where is my coffee?! Kelly!!!
*Kelly walks in*
Kelly
: Here you go ma'am-
*Maria looks at it*
Maria
: Does it have 5cupsofmilk7gramsofsugar15ouncesofcaffienedidyoustiritatleast15hunderedtimesisitwarmbutnottoowarmwithnomilkwhatsoeverand30shotsofPURECAFFINE???
Kelly: Yes ma'am. I made it just the way that you like it.
Maria: Good. I DON"T LIKE IT!!! YOUR FIRED!!!
*Kelly leaves confused*
 
Meanwhile let’s see what Fernando is doing...
*Fernando is cleaning dishes until someone knocks at the door*
*He opens the door and gasps*

???: Hello... brother.
*The music sounds dramatic*
*Fernando gasps once more*
Fernando
: Juan???? I thought you died!
Juan: Yeah well you were wrong. I didn't die you fool!
*For some strange reason they start fighting*
Fernando
: How could you?!
Juan: I had to!
*I look at the tv in confusion*
*Maria walks in*
Maria
: What is going on here???
*Juan shows his face and Maria drops her things*
*Dramatic music starts again*
Maria
: DIOS MIO! ITS A GHOST!
*She faints*
Fernando
: Look at what you did to my wife you fool!
Juan: Maria! Listen to me! Maria?!
*They take her to the hospital*
Doctor
: She may not survive.
*Fernando starts sobbing*
 
*Months have now passed since Maria's sudden and very realistic death*
Fernando
: I will never be able to love someone again...
*A lady walks in*
Fernando
: Never mind-
 
*At his wedding*
Juan
: I cannot believe that you married someone else!
Fernando: Whatever my wife’s dead-
*They get married*
*Someone suddenly walks in the room*
*Everyone gasps*

All: MARIA?!?!?!?!
Maria: That’s right! I’m alive you fools!
Fernando
: But- how?!
Maria: Bruh I only fainted.
Juan: But he buried you-
Maria: AND I CLAWED MY WAY OUT OBVIOUSLY.
All:……
Maria: Now who’s this fool???
*They look at the random women that Fernando married*
Women
: Aha- I’m…….
Women: KELLY!!!!
*Maria gasps*
Maria
: Why????
Kelly: Because you fired me for no reason and I can get whatever mans I want.
Maria: Well that’s fine because…
Maria: I’M PREGNANT
*Everyone gasps*
Fernando
: With who?! Me?!
Maria: Hah, you wish. Its with-
Juan: ME.
Maria: Actually, no.
Juan: WHAAAAAAAAT?! BUT I THOUGHT-
Maria: Nah fam this ain’t yours.
*Fernando faints*
Maria
: The father is…
*Long pause for suspense*
*They do a close up at Maria’s face*
*Fernando wakes up dizzy*
Maria
: MY BOSS!!!!
*Everyone gasps once again*
*Fernando has a heart attack*
Kelly
: WHAT?! WHY?!?!
Maria: Because that is what happens when you have an assistant who makes TERRIBLE COFFEE!
*Kelly dies of embarrassment*
*Juan looks at Fernando and Kelly*
Juan
: Do we… take them to the hospital???
Maria: Nah they are already dead.
 
*Five years after Kelly and Fernando’s tragic and untimely deaths that are tooooootally realistic*
*Juan opens the door*
Juan
: How are you my love?
Maria: I’m fine thanks-
Juan: I was talking to our child-
Maria: Right, I knew that.
Child: I’m fine.
*Someone Knocks at the door*
Child
: I’ll get it.
*The child opens the door and a man smiles*
Child
: Ummm who are you????
Man: I am your father.
*Child gasps a small child gasp*
Maria
: Who’s at the door-
*Maria gasps*
 
*The episode ends there and my parents say that we will watch more tomorrow*
This was a collaboration with Royal_cat/5 so make sure you see some of her pieces! This was obviously exaggerated but this is what it felt like when my parents made us watch these. Yes we are Spanish so please don't get offended- 

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2 Comments
  • Nyla

    HAHAH- this was hilarious and an emotional roller coaster!! great job!!


    about 2 months ago
  • Ava Marie

    I’m a little confused, but also engaged and entertained. I like it!


    about 2 months ago