SittingByTheSea [back...?]

United States

My name is Rainey
(Previously RaineyLoeffler)
She/her
Probably listening to pop music ;)
Christian
Plays tennis and softball
Floridian
Marvel fan
Wishes that there's snow here...
Est November 2020

Message from Writer

Please check out my friends:
FastOceanLove- her writing is absolutely amazing (check out her series 'A "Real" Girl')
beth r- her writing is hilarious!!

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I have the attention span of a tater tot... please don't judge <3

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Best quotes ever...

Loki: "We are not doing 'Get help.'"
Thor: "Get help! Please! My brother is dying! Get help!"
-Thor: Ragnarok

Blue guy: "What are you doing?"
Peter Quill: "Dance off, bro. You and me."
Blue guy: "What are you doing?"
Peter Quill: "I'm distracting you."
-Guardians of the Galaxy

Peter Parker: That was just a test, right? There's nobody back there?
Stark: Yes, you passed
-Spider-Man Homecoming

family dinners be like (those funny moments)

February 22, 2021

FREE WRITING

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This is what dinner with my family is like...

Me: Uncle Jack, do you have any good jokes?
Uncle Jack: *slams fork down on the table* Hell yeah, I've got some
Mom: *rolls eyes* Jack... language
Uncle Jack: Why couldn't the teddy bear eat dessert?
Joe: *slowly chews chili*
Isaac: *
Me: *thinks reeeeal hard but then just can't* I dunno
Uncle Jack: Because he was stuffed!
Me: *sharp inhale, cough, wheezes*
Joe and Uncle Jack: *burst out laughing*
Mom and I: *exchanges unconvinced faces*
Cousin Milo: *drops his fork, full plate of food, and empty bowl*
Uncle Jack: Milo, noooooooooooo
Cousin Milo: *gives us all a wicked smile* All gone!
Me: *bursts out laughing for no good reason at all*
Hey um.. it's Rainey! I changed my name, on a semi-hiatus but gonna try sometimes writing when I have time :)

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17 Comments
  • ANSON REYNOLDS

    Ahahhahaha love this!! The best part of dinner with my family is when we ask one of my little sisters to pray-- "Dear God please let ,y sisters not be mean to me and let Rosie not steal my markers and..." --we call it a blame prayer where they list EVERY SINGLE GRIEVANCE that they have experienced and then are just like "and thank you for good food. Amen." XD


    1 day ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Re: Ok then! I'm going to soccer & dinner with my team, it may be tonight when I email you back because the WiFi isn't great right now :)


    2 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Re: Ok, currently I am at school in study hall so I don't have access but when I get home I'll definitely check!


    3 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Re: Lmao, I use a soccer ball at this point XD Yes, my email is junewagner32@icloud.com (The email is a bit of a long story, but I like to stay anonymous I'll tell you it once you email me :) I look forward to that :)


    3 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Re: Yes, she may or may not be...
    I'm glad you'll be back soon! And you're ok :) I'm fine, just trying to get some cyber bullies in my school cohort in trouble etc. etc. :)


    3 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Hey Rainey! When you get back again (I know you're gone for a few days at a time now, I'm missing our chats though!) there's a new chapter of A "Real" Girl waiting for you on my profile if you're still reading it! :) Hope you're doing well <3


    3 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Re: Oh wow, omg thank you! I'm glad you're semi back, and yeah, she's pregnant! ;) I'll do that! :) How are you though my friend?


    4 days ago
  • Mpm#1

    Ha, sounds like quite an event!! XD


    4 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Rainey, I apologize for all the notifications on this piece that are going to show up when you return, but when you get back there are now 4 chapters waiting for you anxiously on my profile! (No school today so I finished two chapters :)


    4 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Hey again Rainey! 3 chapters now waiting for you when you return if you want to check it out on my profile :)


    4 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Hey Rainey! I will not worry where you are, but when you get back there will be, let's see, 2 chapters of A "Real" Girl waiting for you! On my profile my dear friend! :)


    5 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Fyi, a new chapter of A "Real" Girl was published last night, if you need a distraction ;) it's on my profile!


    6 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    Re: Yes! Aghhh, ok *tries using improper English to fit word count*


    6 days ago
  • beth r.

    love it
    re: ofc <3


    6 days ago
  • Livsnjutare (#words)

    Lol, this is so funny!! Dinners at your home must be so fun! <3


    6 days ago
  • FastOceanLove

    This is SO my family :)


    6 days ago
  • BriRiley

    Hahahahahahaha! I am dying! XD This is awesome! I wish i could have dinner with your family! Haha. XD


    6 days ago