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omg i've changed my profile alot and i'm sorry about that lol...
check out my wtw twin, Delphiruns2theocean! her writing is amazing!!! also, please go follow beth r. and serien!! they're awesome friends :)
I AM COMING OUT WITH A SERIESSSSSSSSSSS (again)... sorry for not finishing literally any of the other ones... #lifeishard
Favorite lyrics:
"When I don't belong, You say I am Yours." - Lauren Daigle
"Love God, love people." - Danny Gokey
"You're with me in the middle of it all, God." - Hannah Kerr
"I'll meet you in the stars, you know I will." - Khalid, Justin Bieber
"I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing over all the noise." - Olivia Rodrigo

free bagels at starbucks don't exist anymore... but that one weirdo from the underworld does (those funny moments)

February 9, 2021


Me: Can I please have a soy latte? Grande?
Counter guy: Okay, that'll be $3.68
Customer: *sneers at me* Ew, soy?
Me: I'm um, lactose and tolerant
Customer: So you can't resist those delicious bagels?
Me: *wants to say who the heck are you but doesn't*
Counter guy: Miss... cash or card?
Me: Apple Pay
Customer: Omg, you use Apple Pay too???
Me: Who the heck are you? *takes out phone*
Customer: Remember me? I'm from the Underworld
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: OhHhH i ReMeMbEr YoU
Counter guy: Here's your latte and you get a FrEe BaGeL
Me: *looks at bagel*
Me: *looks at it in awe*
Me: *wAnTs To eAt It So BaD*
Customer: Can I have it?
Me: nO iTs MiNe
Counter guy: Didn't you just say you're lactose and tolerant?
Me: Yep
Customer: I'll let you meet Hades!!!!!
Counter guy: ...
Me: ...
Customer: ...
Everyone in Starbucks: ...
Me: Nope see ya bye!
Random person: Can I meet Hades?
Customer: *sighs* Not unless you have a free bagel for me
Random person: Nope
Counter guy: I wanna meet Hades...
Customer: NoT uNlEsS i CaN hAvE a FrEe BaGeL
Counter guy: ...
Counter guy: ...
Counter guy: NoPe
something like this did happen- I ran into starbucks to get me a soy latte and ran into a strange person i knew from elementary school


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  • remi'sgotinkstains

    this is so funny . . . and that it actually happened! ;)

    3 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    XD XD

    3 months ago
  • AstroWriter

    LOL I love this!

    3 months ago
  • Starlitskies

    Ha this got me laughing and the underworld thing definitely adds to it. :) but where in the world do u get your inspiration? Wherever it is keep on doing that cos I love this! <3

    3 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    omgg this is strange but funny...?!?!? hahaaa this made me laugh :D

    3 months ago
  • _Delphiruns2theocean_

    Haha! Love it!
    Re: *wipes sweat off forehead* glad I still have ppl reading it and for sure I will!

    3 months ago
  • ghostyboi

    Ha! This is hilarious! (Also I'm pretty sure it's "lactose intolerant" not "lactose and tolerant")

    3 months ago