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omg i've changed my profile alot and i'm sorry about that lol...
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check out my wtw twin, Delphiruns2theocean! her writing is amazing!!! also, please go follow beth r. and serien!! they're awesome friends :)
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I AM COMING OUT WITH A SERIESSSSSSSSSSS (again)... sorry for not finishing literally any of the other ones... #lifeishard
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"When I don't belong, You say I am Yours." - Lauren Daigle
"Love God, love people." - Danny Gokey
"You're with me in the middle of it all, God." - Hannah Kerr
"I'll meet you in the stars, you know I will." - Khalid, Justin Bieber
"I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing over all the noise." - Olivia Rodrigo

free bagels at starbucks don't exist anymore... but that one weirdo from the underworld does (those funny moments)

February 9, 2021

FREE WRITING

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Me: Can I please have a soy latte? Grande?
Counter guy: Okay, that'll be $3.68
Customer: *sneers at me* Ew, soy?
Me: I'm um, lactose and tolerant
Customer: So you can't resist those delicious bagels?
Me: *wants to say who the heck are you but doesn't*
Counter guy: Miss... cash or card?
Me: Apple Pay
Customer: Omg, you use Apple Pay too???
Me: Who the heck are you? *takes out phone*
Customer: Remember me? I'm from the Underworld
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: OhHhH i ReMeMbEr YoU
Counter guy: Here's your latte and you get a FrEe BaGeL
Me: *looks at bagel*
Me: *looks at it in awe*
Me: *wAnTs To eAt It So BaD*
Customer: Can I have it?
Me: nO iTs MiNe
Counter guy: Didn't you just say you're lactose and tolerant?
Me: Yep
Customer: I'll let you meet Hades!!!!!
Counter guy: ...
Me: ...
Customer: ...
Everyone in Starbucks: ...
Me: Nope see ya bye!
Random person: Can I meet Hades?
Customer: *sighs* Not unless you have a free bagel for me
Random person: Nope
Counter guy: I wanna meet Hades...
Customer: NoT uNlEsS i CaN hAvE a FrEe BaGeL
Counter guy: ...
Counter guy: ...
Counter guy: NoPe
something like this did happen- I ran into starbucks to get me a soy latte and ran into a strange person i knew from elementary school

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7 Comments
  • remi'sgotinkstains

    this is so funny . . . and that it actually happened! ;)


    3 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    XD XD


    3 months ago
  • AstroWriter

    LOL I love this!


    3 months ago
  • Starlitskies

    Ha this got me laughing and the underworld thing definitely adds to it. :) but where in the world do u get your inspiration? Wherever it is keep on doing that cos I love this! <3


    3 months ago
  • Paisley Blue

    omgg this is strange but funny...?!?!? hahaaa this made me laugh :D


    3 months ago
  • _Delphiruns2theocean_

    Haha! Love it!
    Re: *wipes sweat off forehead* glad I still have ppl reading it and for sure I will!


    3 months ago
  • ghostyboi

    Ha! This is hilarious! (Also I'm pretty sure it's "lactose intolerant" not "lactose and tolerant")


    3 months ago