SCENE EXT INT: Opens on a panoramic view of Brickwood High, a prestigious boarding school. The camera zooms into the school hallway, one of blue lockers and highly polished wood flooring. But stop right there- prestigious? Never judge a book by its cover.
INTRO MUSIC: THE WII THEME SONG
[Shaky camera zoom in on ALEX, a cocky, brunette sophomore standing in the hallway.] INTERVIEWER: So, what's Brickwood High like?
ALEX: I mean, it's pretty good. I've been here for 2 years, which is forteen years in dog years, and that's like, an eternity. So yeah, I know the ropes- you can say I'm [finger guns] an expert.
[Jump cut to a montage of ALEX walking into the wrong classroom, leaning on none existant walls and falling, forgetting his locker combination, etc.] [Jump cut back to ALEX talking to INTERVIEWER] ALEX:[sharp inhale]An expert.
INTERVIEWR: Mhm. What are the teachers like?
ALEX: Um. Well- [lowers voice] I'm currently on the run from the school social worker- she's constantly hunting us down and asking us about- um; feelings[shudders].
[MS. NORRIS, the school social worker with a unfaltering plastic grin, pops out from behind a locker]
MS. NORRIS: ALEX I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU
~commercial break for chex mix or something. chex mix brand please notice me I love you~
[MS. NORRIS isn't there anymore, and the camera is still trained on ALEX]
ALEX- [visibely shaken] Like I was saying, I-
[A red head runs in front of Alex shrieking like a pterodactyl (ew silent ps)]
ALEX- DUDE. Don't mind him, that's just Ryler. He's elastic.
INTERVIEWR- You mean eccentric?
[Jump cut to RYLER in English class, presenting a slideshow to the class]
RYLER- My persuasive essay is on why hotdogs are, indeed, a breed of taco.
RANDOM STUDENT IN CLASS- You're an abomination, Ryler.
Ryler: YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM THE TRUTH, JESSICA!
[Jump cut back to the Interview with ALEX]
ALEX- I mean, at least Ryler isn't as scary as Claudia.
[Jump cut to CLAUDIA, a junior with straight blonde hair, in History class] HEALTH TEACHER- Now class, what's a healthful alternative to soda?
CLAUDIA- A smoothie made out of crushed hopes and dreams, with a dash of perpetual hatred for literally everyone in my life.
HEALTH TEACHER- Wow- um. Delicious.
CLAUDIA- Magically delicious [evil laugh] ALEX- DON'T RUIN LUCKY CHARMS FOR ME I SWEAR-
[Jump cut back to interview with ALEX]
ALEX- Well, I guess you can say that there isn't a dull moment here at Brickwood High. I'm joking, of course you can, it's school.
MS. NORRIS- [Jumps out of trash can behind ALEX] MS. NORRIS- OH ALEX I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR YOU
ALEX- [shrieks like a ptaredactyl- er, RYLER]
OUTRO- KAHOOT MUSIC
yes i named the school brickwood. i'm disappointed, too.
anyway, you know that awkward moment when your parents never say that you NEED to be a doctor, but you feel like it's implied? but you wanna do maybe something artsy-er and entertainment-ier than that? maybe? so you secretly have been working on a The Office- esque tv show concept and maybe you wanna do something with it but the formatting of this pilot is all wrong (because it's for experimental purposes).
welp. reviews, feedback of every and any kind is extremely appreciated
have a good day and run after your dreams like I would run after tom holland if I ever find him in my local target again,