~adventures with beth and david at an arcade~ Me: *slurps soda*
David: could you not? *plays Flappy Bird aggressively*
Me: *loses game for the fifteenth time* Oh well guess I'll just have to find something else to do.
*goes on those mini arcade merry go rounds that you put a quarter in for it to go*
David: BETH NO
Me: LET ME LIVE! Let me feel the wind in my hair! *merry go round continues, er- rounding? at like a half a mile per day*
David: *gets a call*
Spam: Hi I'm Shelly! Do yo-
Spam: *robot voice* Hi I'm Shelly! Do you want a vacation? Just answer a few sho-
David: M'LADY SHELLY, ARTH THO TRYING TO OBTAIN MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER? METHINKS MAYHAPS YOU ARE.
~some phrases said by my classmates during midterms week that you may find rElAtAbLe~
"Sometimes I want to jump into a pool of oblivion and sleep for a very long time so I never have to look at geometric shapes again." "I volunteer as tribute to join you with that oblivion stuff *bangs head on desk*"
"But when will we learn the real stuff we need for life? Like taxes? Or how to be a good significant other?
Teacher: Well, mitochondria are the pOwErhOuSe of the cell.
*sidenote: school is really a privilege ya'll and I'm thankful for it*
Alright, back to the video. Wait I'm not a youtuber ;-;
"So how long did you study for your midterms last night?"
That One Concerningly Chill Friend: Lol what midterms *sips coffee**spits out coffee* Ew I hate coffee.
~if only they knew~ Dad: Where's Beth?
Mom: Hm, I asked her to get some Chex Mix from Target a little bit ago, she's probably there now.
Me: *in target parking lot* *uses (now empty) nutella container as microphone*
You said forever now I drive alone past your street. RED LIGHTS sToP sIgNs
it's a-me, mario.
jk it's beth.
Life has been- hm... like the first night that Infinity War was released in theaters. Chaotic, mAn. Midterms, Tech week, a musical (that was carona safe).
And I logged on here a bunch of times and scrolled through the dash because how the frickity frack (Grandma: "Beth, watch your language!") are ya'll so talented.
Things are starting to calm down a lil, so I'm really going to try to be active-
Alright better stop this footnote before Grammarly goes into cardiac arrest because of my spelling and what not-
Love ya'll lots and why are you reading this when you could be eating nutella.