Sonder Fen and Mead (#words)

Malaysia

Christian
Likes asking odd questions
Has way too many ideas
Artist
Likes Fantasy especially Blades of Actar and Staff and the Sword series
Original name Jasminandnightsky
(mead is another word for hill)
[ChildOfGod]

In Grammer's Prison Cells

January 9, 2021

FREE WRITING

2
"This is boring."
"No it isn't."
"You think staring at walls is interesting?"
"You can talk to me."
"I am talking to you!"
"And it's boring?"
"YES! THIS IS BORING!"
"You're saying I'm boring?!" This looked deeply offended. He crossed his arms and glowered at That.
That flashed his teeth and tore a hand through his hair. "No! I'm saying this is boring!!" He flung a hand out, indicating the cold stone walls.
"I'm NOT boring!" This protested.
"Yes, you're not! This IS BORING!" That waved his arms around in the air.
"Well- you're boring!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"AM NOT!!"
"ARE TOO!!"
"Would you guys stop already?!"
This and That whirled on the villain in unison, simultaneously glaring. "NO!" They turned on each other. "Stop saying what I'm saying!"
"No, you stop!"
"No, you stop!!"
"SHHH YOU DEMONSTRATIVE PRONOUNS!"
This stuck out his tongue at the villain. "No, we will not. We will not do what The Other asks." His voice dripped with disdain.
The Other sighed dramatically. She put her hand to her forehead, looking to the side for extra effect. "Dealing with young heroes is so time consuming." She turned to the two demonstrative pronouns in the cell in front of her. With a heavy lidded gaze she asked, "Can I please get to my dramatic evil speech now?" She waggled her eyebrows.
That rolled his eyes. "No way. That would be boring."
"HA! You just called yourself boring!"
"What? No! I-" That froze, horror dawning on his face. "OH NO! I DID!! I AM NOT BORING!"
"Ouch. That hurt."I Am said from the down the hall.
"I don't hurt." That replied with a bewildered expression.
"Can we please stay on topic?" The Other drawled, looking incredibly bored.
"No!" shouted This and That.
This stood, stocking to the bars. "We may not! Oh, and while we're at it, WHERE IS THESE AND THOSE! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPLIT US UP! WE ARE THE TERRIBLE DEMONSTRATIVE PRONOUNS! THE FOUR-O OF FIRE! THE TELLERS-OF-WHERE-A-NOUN-IS-IN-TIME! THE-"
"Stop shouting This, we're legitimately in the cell next to you."
"Yeah, This. We've never called ourselves the 'the four-o of fire'. We have nothing to do with fire." These chimed in.
This turned and glared holes into the wall, muttering choice words under his breath.
That shook his head slowly. "Why," he started, his voice starting at dangerously soft. "Did you NOT tell us the WHOLE FIVE HOURS WE'VE BEEN HERE?!?!"
"Because."
"Because what?" That spat.
"Because Because."
A chorus of groans filled the cells.
The Other sighed. "I'm out." She turned and glided away. "Thy, Thine, and Thou will not be saved at this rate."
"Erm, sure." I Am muttered, side eyeing Thou Art who stood with a key in her hand and a triumphant grin outside the prison window.
"This was way too easy," Thou Art remarked, swinging the Key-to-Everything on one finger.
This perked up. "Hey, Thou Art, would you mind getting us out?"
Thou Art rubbed her chin and narrowed her eyes. "Mmmm..."
"Please?" That pleaded. "This is boring."
"I. AM. NOT. BORING!"
"Yes. I'm not." I Am agreed.
"I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, I AM, I'M TALKING ABOUT ME! I AM NOT BORING!"
"Exactly."
"AAAAARG! THAT! WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"
Thou Art groaned. "Sorry, I'm going to pass. You guys yell too much." She turned.
"No! WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THAT!" This yelped.
Thou Art shrugged. "Tootles," she sang and disappeared from sight.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo......"
"Oh shush."
"I WILL NEVER!"
"Can we appreciate that I never said anything?" I Am said.
I, over in the corner, looked at I Am, a look of pure bewilderment on his face.
 

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  • Dragonfly

    This is perfect! Very entertaining, I love the idea!!


    8 months ago