beth r.

United States

... just your average, teenage writer

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it's the chaotic energy for me.
hope ya'll are well >3

adventures in walgreens with beth and david

January 5, 2021

FREE WRITING

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David: *sniffs soap* mmm, dragon fruit.
me: *bursts out of seltzer aisle* DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?

David: *points at shoplifted mnm bag* This is empty.
me: just like my soul.

me: *holding life cereal and trying to be an educated potato by reading the nutrition label*
David: *grabs life cereal and runs away with it* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BETH
me: *runs and trips on air*
David: lol are you dead?
me: oNlY oN tHe iNsIde

me: *trips again*
David: CLEAN UP ON AISLE ELEVENTEEN

me: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME- *presses talking Dora explorer toy*
Dora: Go! Vamanos!

Checkout lady: How are you kids doing tonight?
David: Oh, just mAgIcAL



 

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21 Comments
  • Writing4Life

    Aaaaaaaaa hilarious


    2 months ago
  • books4life

    this is iconic. i know im so late to add to this hahaha i've been sooo busy. btw zeus' eagle has been updated *idk what you last read it lol*. hope ur good! :)


    3 months ago
  • Dakota_Lyn (Hiatus- I'll be back :))

    its impossible not to laugh at these


    4 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    Ok so i was trying to put on a straight face while reading this but the vamanos! part just totally cracked me uppp


    4 months ago
  • Stone of Jade

    XD HAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH


    4 months ago
  • Stone of Jade

    The final chapter has been published for On the High Seas!
    https://writetheworld.com/groups/1/shared/210466/version/437730


    4 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Hiatus)

    XD THIS IS AMAZING! Take me with you, lol? I wanna play with the Dora toy toooooo


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    re: cool cool XD but I'll send you the info when I get it!


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    re: its this Saturday, if im correct! Are you on the discord?


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    hi beth! how're you doing?


    4 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    Oh my gosh this is perfect. Run for your life made me laugh wayyy too hard. And the "lol are you dead" is definitely an accurate detection of how Alex and I react to each other falling. Using Dora as a conversation filler? 10/10.


    4 months ago
  • chasing sunsets

    These are hilarious!! That ending! XD


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    you guys need a reality TV series--I've already finished Netflix so it would be much appreciated lol


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    RE: GUUUUURL GOOD NEWS! If you're on the discord server--they're already planning one!


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    re: YESSS IT WAS AMAZING WE DID SOME PERCY JACKSON WITH A DASH OF Harry Potter AND LOOOOTS OF MARVEL
    (with some Lemony Snicket toooooo)
    and gurl, this is the reason we NEED therapy.


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    re: girl you'd be the first to know. If no one does one soon, imma take it upon myself and host one like the impatient piece of cookie dough I am. It was absolutely fabulous--we sat and literally talked about eight fandoms in the span of two and a half hours.
    You have to be at the next one. the fabulousness of Bethany Rodgers on the same screen as me? Ohhh heck yes!
    I will tell my (also very, very, VERY conspiracy theorist) mam that you stan her, but she will most likely look at me in dismay of me using the word "stan."


    4 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    I am simple. I see Draco Malfoy, I click.
    (also not sure if that was a AVPM joke, but I'll take it.)
    you guys are the best duet, like tell David that we Stan him in this house hold.
    (my mom especially appreciated his sign for your 5K lmao) so any more adventures with beth and David would be much welcomed.


    4 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    Re: Thank youuu!!
    Haha yay I'll do that.


    4 months ago
  • Busssy.Beee

    re: thanks!! ~genie~ lol :)


    4 months ago
  • anemoia (#words)

    ahahahaha
    this.


    4 months ago
  • Busssy.Beee

    wow, "just like my soul" is so deep. impressive lol!
    can you make this a short series? it would be really entertaining!


    4 months ago