David: *sniffs soap* mmm, dragon fruit.
me: *bursts out of seltzer aisle* DID SOMEONE SAY DRACO MALFOY?
David: *points at shoplifted mnm bag* This is empty.
me: just like my soul.
me: *holding life cereal and trying to be an educated potato by reading the nutrition label*
David: *grabs life cereal and runs away with it* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BETH
me: *runs and trips on air*
David: lol are you dead?
me: oNlY oN tHe iNsIde
me: *trips again*
David: CLEAN UP ON AISLE ELEVENTEEN
me: IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME- *presses talking Dora explorer toy*
Dora: Go! Vamanos!
Checkout lady: How are you kids doing tonight?
David: Oh, just mAgIcAL