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“Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.” (Matthew 6:34)

Best TV show: Anne with an E or Murdoch mysteries (very different but I love them both)
Best Movie: Any period drama (Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Little Women, Jane Eyre) or Words on Bathroom Walls or Emperor's New Groove... I love literally every movie I have seen
Best Book: Hagenheim Series by Melanie Dickerson (sweet and wholesome romance... I love them!!)

My Brain During Finals Week

December 17, 2020


"Remember, we have finals next week, so please review what we just went over!"
"Finals are at 8:00 sharp on Monday, so don't procrastinate!" My teachers say that every year. And every year, I don't study.

The week before finals:
Me: Sighs and clicks 'next episode' on Netflix

Anxiety and Stress: "Heyyy, we should study now... or not, whatever you feel like, it's up to you... *nervous laugh*  (on the verge of a nervous breakdown) 

Netflix: "Shut up, guys!! This is her favorite show, and as you know, I take down her favorite shows all the time without warning..."

Brain: *Ignores everybody and keeps watching the show*

Procrastination: *smiles and grabs a bag of popcorn and a blanket*  "We are gonna be here for a long time..."

Netflix: *high-fives procrastination*

Anxiety and Stress: *screaming*

Finals Week:
Me to past me: "Well, well, well. Here we are, it's finals week. And you didn't study."

Me during the test: *silently prays as I scroll through the test questions* "They don't look too bad..."

Brain: Mockingly laughs at my situation... "Yes, the questions aren't hard... but second-guessing yourself? That will be your downfall." *smirks*

Logic: *Pushes up glasses* "Sorry guys, I'm back"

Anxiety and Stress: "WHERE WERE YOU?!?!" 

Procrastination: (Obviously uncomfortable) "Logic had to um... go on an... uh... a vacation!"

Brain: "Ha! whatever, procrastination, it's not like you tied him up and locked him away or anything"

Procrastination: "Hey, you didn't try and stop me"

Brain: "That's not my job" *smirks again*

My thought manager/security gaurd: *slides hand down face in regret* "Sorry, Procrastination distracted me with Netflix"

Netflix and Procrastination: *doing a secret handshake in victory*

Everbody else: *faceplam*

All the question shave been answered:

Me: About to submit test


Logic: *Sweating nervously* "I think she did pretty good for not studying..."


Stress: "YES!!! Just PRESS it! It's not like you are going to change any of the answers anyways"
*Mutters* "I need some time off"

Me: *Takes deep breath* okayyy.... *hits submit*

Teacher: Alright guys, just make sure you are double-checking your answers"

Anxiety and Stress: *Screaming again*

Logic: "Well, the teacher probably isn't talking about us, I mean, we triple-checked our answers..."

Brain: "yea, the teacher probably meant Nathan, he doesn't look like he even tried"

Nathan: *half asleep in corner*

Comfort/Sympathy: "It's okay, this test probably won't even affect your grade, and it won't change who you are as a person." *smiles comfortingly*

Me, Anxiety, and stress: "Well, well, well, look who showed up late to the panic party!"

Brain: (absolutely done with life) "Alright losers, shut up, we can't do anything about it now."

Me: "That's right" *goes to ask everybody what score they got so I can see if I'm better than everyone else*

Pride: *smiles* "That's my girl"

I hope all of you do great on your finals! You got this ;)


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  • Sanjana Sunilkumar

    Lol! That's so relatable!

    7 months ago
  • books4life

    AHHHHH!!! i felt this in the depths of my soul

    8 months ago
  • Sunflower~

    Finals week is over!!! (At least for me) I hope all of you did well!! ;)

    8 months ago
  • Minvra

    Semester exams. All bunched up. I would recommend y'all a Tedtalks about this dude who describes the mind of a procrastinator (because he is one) and goes on to say all of us are procrastinators (of something). Describes his college life.

    8 months ago
  • Future Pseudonym

    If this ain't me
    *goes off to watch a show I don't even like on Netflix*

    8 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    its written! Go ahead and try to decode my secrsetssssss

    8 months ago
  • Ximena_24

    Re: Thank you so much for being so positive! I hope you do great!!

    8 months ago
  • (sk)eyesofocher

    yeahhhhh soo true XD
    re: yesss im working on it right now! give me a bit---I'll have it done soon!

    8 months ago
  • AliMuscles04

    Re: yeah, that's right. I was just making sure

    8 months ago
  • suaurum

    honestly, that's totally my situation right now.
    so relatable and hilarious!!
    i really hope i pass my finals *sniff*

    8 months ago
  • AliMuscles04

    Re: is Da Vinci the one who said it?

    8 months ago
  • JonesyL123

    I love this, it really made me laugh!

    8 months ago
  • 4ExtraShotsOfEspresso

    Oh gawd- I felt the same way during midterms-

    8 months ago
  • Sunflower~

    Thanks guys ;) I will probably do a sequel instead of studying

    8 months ago
  • Anne Blackwood

    1. This is comedy platinum (bc that's apparently better).
    2. *maniacal laughter bc I don't have finals*

    8 months ago
  • FantasyOtter12

    I love this piece soo much XD and the footnotes - Thanks very much for the support mine start on tuesday (tomorrow) *sighs* :I

    8 months ago
  • Rohan’s Defender (Semi-Active)

    XD XD XD XD This is epic! I would love love love love a sequel!!! XD

    8 months ago
  • Rose A(hiatus)

    XD honestly this is so funny and relatable.

    8 months ago